Ratastic News, week November 18th, 2019 “Rat Tsunami, Cutting Cable, Overrunning Chicago” Edition!

It’s a wild, wild world this edition!   600 rats mysteriously washed up on South Island beaches in New Zealand, prompting beach closures and warnings to dog owners!  Need to get rid of rats?  Buy a macaque monkey!  They’re great ratters as banana plantation owners are finding out in Malaysia!   If you don’t pay your cable bill in Troy, Alabama, the rats (or squirrels), maybe both,…